I am not a supervillain. Just so you know.
I find myself walking around my office, rubbing my hands together in front of me. Just so you feel better, I have no plans to take over the world. I’m actually a kind and gentle person. Really.
It’s just that I always use a really good hand sanitizer between every patient. Every time. Which makes for a lot of hand rubbing.
I just wanted to get that out there.